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Tiffany had looked up “strumpet” in the Unexpurgated Dictionary, and found it meant “a woman who is no better than she should be” and “a lady of easy virtue.” This, she decided after some working out, meant that Mrs. Gytha Ogg, known as Nanny, was a very respectable person. She found virtue easy, for one thing. And if she was no better than she should be, then she was just as good as she ought to be.
She had a feeling that Miss Treason hadn’t meant this, but you couldn’t argue with logic.
ASTONISHING, said Death. REALLY ASTONISHING. LET ME PUT FORWARD ANOTHER SUGGESTION: THAT YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A LUCKY SPECIES OF APE THAT IS TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITIES OF CREATION VIA A LANGUAGE THAT EVOLVED IN ORDER TO TELL ONE ANOTHER WHERE THE RIPE FRUIT WAS.

"Zoology, eh? That’s a big word, isn’t it."

"No, actually it isn’t," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short."

I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
“CATS,” he said eventually. “CATS ARE NICE.
castleofquartz: That gifset with that couple, where is that from???

do you mean http://deepdeepdeepdeepsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/92803035967/erinwert-this-never-gets-old this one? Those are Lizzie and Darcy from The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, which is a modern version of Pride and Prejudice that takes the form of video diaries, tweets, and tumblr posts that can all be found here http://www.lizziebennet.com/ it’s a really great adaptation, I definitely recommend it :)


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squeakthewritepony:

*DIES* 

Oh my God, I found the full gallery of Marc Simonetti’s Discowrld covers. 

These are the ones for Hat Full of Sky, Mort, Soul Music, Hogfather, Nightwatch and Monstrous Regiment.

These are so pretty they make me want to cry. 

GO CHECK OUT THE REST OF THIS MAN’S COVERS.

potvor:

SUSAN! THERE’S A MONSTER IN THE CLOSET!!!

Susan (Susan Sto Helit from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novels) and her Allmighty Poker.

I absolutely adore the way she deals with monsters and problems in general <3

whom would you like to see next?


posted 12 hours ago via potvor with 456 notes

thisismeok:

"average fictional cop arrests 100 people at a time" factoid actually statistical error. average fictional cop arrests 1 person at a time. sam vimes, who arrested two entire armies at once, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

rain-cheese:

Sausages are amazing tools for spritual enlightenmen

BW
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus
omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio
infernalis adversarii, omnis legio,
omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.
Ergo draco maledicte
et omnis legio diabolica adjuramus te.
cessa decipere humanas creaturas,
eisque aeternae Perditionis venenum propinare.
Humiliare sub potenti manu Dei--